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The Grumpy Schnauzer B&B

Wohoop!! We done it again!

  4 years in a row! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️   We won 10% hotels worldwide!

In our gorgeous farmhouse we have 4 stunning luxury ensuite rooms each with their private hot tub area. We are a couples only guest house ensuring relaxation vibes only, sorry party people, we only cater for couples only 😍

We are very down to earth, very friendly and warm, extremely accommodating, very approachable and we just simply dog and animal daft!

We absolutely love living here, it's so peaceful, very relaxing and I feel totally lucky to be hosting my house to others that can enjoy it too!

Breakfast in bed is optional which is an additional £15 per person, all homemade and fresh, (try my famous pancakes)

We have a fully equppied gym at no extra charge and of course your own luxury private hot tub included in your room no extra

We have two rooms with outdoor hot tubs, The Green Monkey and The Sleeping Dog

The Blue Horse and The Orange Fox and now boths indoors!

We love meeting people from all around the world and now we cant wait to meet you and welcome you to our home


Mara Rose & David and our 5 funny fur babies xx

Escape to a world of indulgence at our lavish countryside award winning retreat, where luxury meets charm in a high-end boutique guesthouse that feels like a home from home. Unwind in your private hot tub, pamper yourself with premium toiletries, plush towels, and feather-soft quilts a top superking beds draped in 400-thread-count cotton. Wake to a decadent breakfast in bed, then spend your day with our five adorable fluffy Schnauzers—Paddy the Daddy, Bonnie Bubbles, Coakie Cola, Oskar Wosker, and Beau Bo or just watch from indoors in theor own soecial Schnauzer gardem. Exploring a peaceful haven adorned with beautiful interior design. Marvel at amazing sunsets and a night sky perfect for star gazers. Enjoy endless entertainment with a giant smart IPTV, an ice machine, mininfridge, glasses, plates, cutlerly for chilled drinks or a takeaway, and hundreds of board games and books. Our pride ourselves in our warm, friendly, down-to-earth welcome to ensure every stay feels like home—complete with thoughtful little extras that make all the difference." A little bit of luxury 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟