Meet Mara, David and the Grumpies

Welcome to The Grumpy Schnauzer Hot Tub Suites. We're Mara and David McDaid, a husband-and-wife team who have been together for 26 years. We've turned our farmhouse into four luxury, adults-only ensuite suites, and each one has its own private hot tub.
Every suite has its own personality. The Sleeping Dog has a floating bed and an outdoor garden hot tub with hillside views. The Green Monkey has a four-poster bed, an open shower and an outdoor hot tub under a big tree, with cows and wildlife for company. The Orange Fox hides a sunken, wood-lined indoor hot tub with its own TV, plus a patio and a king bed. The Blue Horse is the fun one: a starry ceiling, a giant indoor hot tub room and a giant TV.
We live in a separate part of the house, so your side stays completely private, but we're always close by if you need anything. So are the Grumpies, our five resident Schnauzers. They adore guests, and they adore treats even more.
Winner, Scotland Prestige Awards 2026, and rated near perfect by our guests on review sites. Planning a birthday, anniversary or proposal? Ask about our packages and we'll help make it one to remember.
The Grumpy Schnauzer Hot Tub Suites
1 Kippsbyre Farm, Glenmavis
ML6 0PJ
Mara & David McDaid
WhatsApp 07308 648095
hello@thegrumpyschnauzer.co.uk
Good to know
We're on a quiet farm road in Glenmavis, between Airdrie and Coatbridge, just outside Glasgow.
Check-in is from 3pm and checkout is before 11am. You're free to come and go as you please during your stay.
Any questions? WhatsApp us on 07308 648095 or email hello@thegrumpyschnauzer.co.uk.
Stunning Views
Look out over the Campsie Hills from our farm road, with plenty of wildlife to spot.

Fully Equipped Gym
Fancy a workout between soaks? Our fully equipped, high-tech gym is free for all guests to use.

